Patty Lane Retires (60 Seconds)
(Music: Patty Duke Show theme music plays)
CATHY: Oh my, Patty.
Did you find all your files?
PATTY: Finally…. Who knew it would be this much work
when Richard and I decided to retire!
CATHY: Well what are you
going to do first?
PATTY: We're heading down to Brooklyn Heights and starting on that Social Security paperwork.
CATHY: Why would you do that?
PATTY: What do you mean?
CATHY: Well, it's so much easier to log onto socialsecurity.gov and file online.
PATTY: Well, what if I need to know how much money I'll be getting?
PATTY: Alright, what if our address changes?
PATTY: What if I want Medicare too?
PATTY: So, how did you get so darn smart anyway?
(Music: "When cousins are two of a kind.)